Orbit ...

So the world is meant to end on May 21, 2011. Or so a certain New Yorker would have us believe: he has spent his life savings in buying space for advertizing on the NYC subway system proclaiming the end is nigh. Maybe. Or maybe not.

Leo DiCaprio is clearly out of his mind, though, dumping Bar Rafaeli -- here she is in Cannes this week.

Seriously ... how stupid can you get? Of course, she might be an utter witch ... or bewitching? Dunno.

And a British man faces a year in prison in Dubai for losing his mind too: he loudly called the Prophet Mohammed a terrorist during an argument with a Pakistani electronic salesman about Muslims in Pakistan being bloodthirsty killers and different from other Muslims in that way.  Fail. Even though he pointed at Pakistanis (which maybe even other Muslims might agree with), he erred in spreading that thought to the Prophet.

Now ... do you think that anyone would be arrested in the U.S. for saying anything about Jesus? Sure, many would like to punch the offender as being a smelly sphincter, but arrested? No, you'd have to yell something about naughty gay baby whales in Cambridge to get arrested.  Actually, come to think of it, in these days of Obama's rule the thought police are here amongst us too. Something as absurd as being arrested for calling Mohammed a terrorist might earn you a spell in Club Fed for using hate speech.

Maybe May 21, 2011 is a date we should reconsider ... perhaps that is the date that Obama proposes a raft of new insanity that really does signal the end.  Maybe I should just stay in bed that day, or take the kids to the movies. Just as real as this stuff.